2011年愚人节英文恶搞短信集锦

1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?

3.if you don"t bird me,i don"t bird you !如果你不鸟我，我也不鸟你!

4.i will give you som*e color to see see !我要给你点颜色瞧瞧!

5.you me you me 彼此彼此

6.you give me stop!! 你给我站住!

7.know is know nokno* is noknow知之为知之，不知为不知...

8.小明：i am sorry!

老外：i am sorry too!

小明：i am sorry three!

老外：what are you sorry for?

小明：i am sorry five!

9.if you want money,i have no; *if you want life,i have one! 要钱没有，要命一条

11.as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远!!!!